This headache – not pretty.

March 12th, 2010 by Stacie

This headache – not pretty.

One great thing about 2 kids i…

March 12th, 2010 by Stacie

One great thing about 2 kids is if you tell them to stay on the lawn and one doesn’t the other will rat the miscreant out immediately.

I just opened up a jar of pick…

March 12th, 2010 by Stacie

I just opened up a jar of pickles I made last summer. They’re good. The cucumbers were prodigious and I have pickles everywhere. Still.

If you have socks on your han…

March 12th, 2010 by Stacie

If you have socks on your hands it’s hard to open the door. Life lesson of today.

Tantrum #1

March 12th, 2010 by Stacie

James: I want toast. I’m hungry.

Me: No, this toast is for me. I already made you eggs.

James: But I’m hungry.

Me: Then have a banana.

James: I don’t want a banana. (try to imagine the whining and growing pitch of hysteria here)

Me: Then I guess you will be hungry.

James: No, YOU’LL be hungry.

Me: OK

James: (picks up a banana and throws it across the room)

Me: Go to your room.

James: (hysterical screaming)

- time lapses –

James: (hands me a banana and whimpers. I start the peel. He eats it) Mmmmm.