6 Weeks 4 Days
I passed my post-partum exam. I am 161 pounds. This means I have lost almost 60 pounds since the kids came out, as I was not quite 220 they day they were born. They did, somehow, manage to spill my pap smear, so I have to go back next week to get another one done. Since there is nothing quite as much fun as a pap smear, I am just so excited about that. Is that sarcasm working in print?