Avocado is Gross

Not to me. I actually rather like avocado. I put it on sandwiches. I eat it plain. I mash it up, add stuff, and dip chips into it. I am, in fact, a big fan of avocado. My only objection to avocados is the difficulty I have getting those pits to take root and turn into house plants. My mother has several gorgeous avocado plants grown from seeds. Me, not so much. But, really, that is a fairly minor objection.

J’s only objection to avocado is that they exist.

I really thought that F. would be the fussy eater. She used to make such a face at formula. She looked so sad at our betrayal of her, trying to get her to drink that nasty stuff when she knew perfectly well there was breast-milk available. J., however, didn’t care what you fed him. Formula, breast-milk, infant tylenol, it was all good. How times have changed with the solid food. So far we’ve tried sweet potato, applesauce, banana and avocado (and I slipped a little pear to F. one afternoon.) F. likes everything. J. likes banana. Oh, the applesauce is OK, and he’ll tolerate the sweet potato, but he draws the line at avocado. In fact, he spits it out. Vehemently. Then he tries to get every last speck of avocado out of his mouth. Then he gags, and looks hurt. Then, I offer him banana.

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