I Deserve a Metal

On many parenting sites women are told things like “you don’t get a metal for not taking the epidural” or “you deserve a metal for (insert parenting accomplishment here.)”

I want a metal for breastfeeding twins for 10 months. Specifically, I would like several ounces of platinum.

Oh, wait, do those people mean medal? Well…shit. Can I take the metal anyway?

Stumble it!

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