Bedtime Tonight

  1. Nurse J. F stands in crib and looks petulant.
  2. Nurse F. J tosses and turns in crib.
  3. Read three stories to F. J seems to be out.
  4. Go to leave. J is not out. Both stand and stare balefully at me.
  5. Clean kitchen for 5 minutes while screaming varies in pitch from “hey” to “OHMYGOD YOU’VE ABANDONED ME FOREVER AND I AM GOING TO DIE HERE”
  6. Go back upstairs and soothe babies. Pats and nibbles from the breast while they stand in their cribs work.
  7. Babies start to giggle and look at one another.
  8. After a few minutes of giggling, J lies down and falls asleep.
  9. F reaches for me through her crib bars. She is being her most engaging, flirty self.
  10. Play with F through crib bars for about 5 minutes. She tugs on my hair. I nibble on her fingers. And so on.
  11. Nurse F lying down in my bedroom for about 3 minutes.
  12. Put her back in her own crib.
  13. Success.
Stumble it!

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