Back in the ancient past I was, for some reason, watching Regis and Kelly on TV. He was teasing her about her shoe collection and she said it was because when a woman got pregnant she didn’t outgrow her shoes.
LIAR!
My feet got at least a size bigger and, after two years, I have to admit they aren’t going to return to their pre-pregnancy size. I had some nice shoes, too.
This was NOT in the fine print. People tell you about the sleep deprivation. They don’t tell you the perfect, comfortable, chic flats it took you ages to find are just not ever going to fit again.