The New Rule, AKA Mommy is a Bitch
Thursday, April 30th, 2009 by StacieIf you come to me hysterical about he took this toy or she took that toy I’m not going to bother getting to the bottom of it. I’m just going to take the toy away.
If you come to me hysterical about he took this toy or she took that toy I’m not going to bother getting to the bottom of it. I’m just going to take the toy away.
Fiona has gone to sleep holding her new, working, stethoscope.


It’s going to be OK, Mama. There are no spiders.
Look for updates all day!
| James | Fiona | |
| 5:30 AM | How DARE I leave him sleeping in bed with Daddy to settle Fiona back down! Soothed, somehow, by Brian | |
| 7:00 AM | How could I possibly expect him to share the tissy? All the milk belongs to him. Soothed by remembering he gets to turn on the blender. | |
| 12:45 AM | Low blood sugar leads to grabbing things off of counter and throwing them to the ground while squeaking. Application of PB&J leads to cessation. | |
| 3:45 PM | How could I not sit in his room during his entire nap. | Slight tantrum just because that much hysteria can by contagious. |
| 4:10 PM | Diaper change results in throwing things from shelves, screaming and hitting me. While he was doing this I flushed the toilet rather than let him do it, though I did offer, and this escalated the fury. | |
| 4:25 PM | Sent to room after hitting sister. This results in a tantrum aftershock. | |
| 5:30 PM | Had a fit after I threw him the football. Note: he asked me to play with him and he had brought the football to the park so I figured this was safe. |
I want to note here that from 8:30 until noon they were at school and from 1 -3:45 were napping.