The Twinkies

The children have discovered jokes. Well, a joke.

How does the dinosaur get out of the pool?

(wait for it…)

Wet.

Now laugh uproariously.

Now repeat 3,698,320 times.

Now replace “Wet” with “With his fingers.” Laugh uproariously.

Isn’t it sad how parenthood makes you latch on to the smallest things to convince yourself your child is bright and clever and wonderful despite her refusal to use the toilet at home and her propensity for out and out lying to get dessert and that it would be a bad idea to just leave her parked in front of the TV for the next 15 years?

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