I hate Thanksgiving

Last year I spent it puking my brains out and wanting to die, thanks to a lovely virus.

This year we aren’t even trying. We’re getting a precooked Turkey from the grocery store (and actually, yes, I do know how to cook a turkey and, no, it isn’t hard but I really can’t be bothered) and I’m spending the whole weekend working.

As the adolescents would say, fuck my life.

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