The Twinkies

Jesus was behind the piano. Last year he hid in the china cabinet.

Brian is making pancakes before I head off to take pictures of a 6 month old in a cute apartment. #fb

My daughter loves calimari. My son fell asleep in my arms. I had a prosecco. All in all, a good dinner out with the kids.

I love it when people use “Blessings!” interchangeably with “Fuck off!”

The pediatrician’s office redeemed itself with the marvelousness of the doctor I adore.