The Twinkies

James: I want toast. I’m hungry.

Me: No, this toast is for me. I already made you eggs.

James: But I’m hungry.

Me: Then have a banana.

James: I don’t want a banana. (try to imagine the whining and growing pitch of hysteria here)

Me: Then I guess you will be hungry.

James: No, YOU’LL be hungry.

Me: OK

James: (picks up a banana and throws it across the room)

Me: Go to your room.

James: (hysterical screaming)

- time lapses –

James: (hands me a banana and whimpers. I start the peel. He eats it) Mmmmm.

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