The Twinkies

Is that a pom-pom in your pants?

How many pom-poms do you HAVE in your pants?

(answer: 7, but one had to be thrown away)

The walking! Oh, my!
I have leashes on order.
Toddlers are the best.

This is my entry in the Haiku Buckaroo contest. Go on…enter.

O, lovely naptime.
You are better than birthdays
with the gifts you bring.

from Haiku Mama

Like badge of honor
our spreading hips unite us:
asstacular moms.

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Sniffing newborn’s head,
a primal urge takes over –
try not to eat him.

from Haiku Mama