The Twinkies

Some people have tips on how to be a better parent. I have nothing for you there. But here is my Bad Parent Tip of today:

When your children are fighting over lunch and whose sandwich is whose and one sandwich is half eaten and lying on the floor just tell them that they need to figure it out and let you know when they are done because you have ice cream sandwiches for after lunch.

Suddenly they are all done. They’ll even carry their plates to the sink.